Mar
09
"Serious" Thoughts
By blazerdarren77
So as I'm being bored to death by no Blazer game, I have these thoughts, not necessarily jokes, but thoughts, things that make you say "Hmmmmm!"
-What would it sound like if you combine the Shonz and Wheels' catch phrases? For instance, when a Blazer player hits a shot that seals the game, "RRRRIP! BANG! KAPOW! CITY!" Or a monstrous slam dunk, "HE JAMMED IT HOME! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
-If the Sacramento Kings move to Anaheim, would they be called the Los Angeles Kings of Anaheim?
-If Casey Holdahl had a full head of hair, would he pass off as the long lost son of Dave Twardzik?
-As much flack the Blazers get for not selecting Michael Jordan, how come the Houston Rockets don't get as much, or any for that matter, for not making him the #1 pick. They didn't need Olajuwon. They had Ralph Sampson. Imagine the Rocket line-up of Jordan, Sampson, Otis Thorpe, Kenny Smith, and Vernon Maxwell.
-If Sarah Hecht and Sarah X Dylan hosted their own show, what would it be called? "Hey Sarah, Sarah!"?
-If Free Throw Guy claims he can affect an opponent's shot with his silly antics, why can't he come up with a better name? Dude, put some thought in your name; just saying.
-If the BLC (Blazer Ladies' Club) gets together to have lunch somewhere, do any of them order a BLT sandwich?
-If the Rose Garden is our house, how come the rims don't give the Blazers favorable bounces the way it does for the opponent?
-Finally, how would this organization fare if Mark Cuban owned the Blazers? Would his constant complaining of the referees help the team get better calls? Would this blogger network have been launched sooner? As tech savvy as he is, what other gadgets would we have on our web site?
These are just a few thoughts I have. I'm sure I'll have more. And when I do, I'll share them with you.