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  1. DHawes22
    DHawes22
    Posts: 6481

    Posted 07/11/2011 10:58 AM

    Which caption is your favorite?
    "Porter thought one fan needed some help, but Erving corrected him. After all, Julius is the Doctor." - author004 (1)
     4%
    Porter: "Mapquest said to go this way..." J: "Google Maps said this way..." - AdamL (7)
     30%
    "Hey Mo Cheeks, pull my finger!" - pdxpar5 (0)
     0%
    "Ah nah Dude, the chicken wings stand is this way!" - ydocporter (1)
     4%
    Dr." i think my fro went that way --->" TP " Nah bro, thatta way <-----" - TayC (1)
     4%
    "Restrooms are over there... *NO* over there...." - Mark Ruhland (0)
     0%
    Dr J: "So Terry which one is mike and which one is mike?" - malfidog (6)
     26%
    "Dry run practice for the two-man event at the U.S. Nationals Yo-Yo Competition" - Tobyus Sanchezo (0)
     0%
    "That blonde in the 3rd row?".... "No. That blonde in the 7th row, see right there.".... "Oh, yeah. Nice." - FoulWeatherFan (5)
     22%
    "Terry your arm supposed to be higher..."staying alive ah ah ah ah staying alive" - Eva Kreilich (2)
     9%


    This photo was taken in the Memorial Coliseum against the Philadelphia 76ers, circa 1986. Terry Porter was a young guard, just beginning his brilliant career in Rip City while the Dr. was ready to turn out the lights on his illustrious 16-year playing career. Porter, a 6'3" point guard, somehow got matched up on the 6'7" small forward and each looks confused about something. What are they pointing at? Give us your best caption and after a few days I'll put up a poll with 10 options for everyone to vote upon. As always, please keep it clean. With that said, have at it!
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  1. ydocporter
    ydocporter
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:07 AM

    Ah nah Dude, the chicken wings stand is this way !
  1. Rojack Cruz
    Rojack Cruz
    Posts: 2

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:07 AM

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.
  1. Rojack Cruz
    Rojack Cruz
    Posts: 2

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:07 AM

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.
  1. Nathaniel Eschweiler
    Nathaniel Eschweiler
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:12 AM

    The exit is that way
  1. FoulWeatherFan
    FoulWeatherFan
    Posts: 126

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:14 AM

    "That blonde in the 3rd row?".... "No. That blonde in the 7th row, see right there.".... "Oh, yeah. Nice." 
    I am a fan of close games.
  1. Eva Kreilich
    Eva Kreilich
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:20 AM

    Terry your arm supposed to be higher..."staying alive ah ah ah ah staying alive"
  1. Mark Ruhland
    Mark Ruhland
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:29 AM

    Restrooms are over there... *NO* over there....
  1. Blazers6thMan
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    Posts: 56

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:43 AM

    Which way did he go George?
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  1. AdamL
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    Posts: 8

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:45 AM

    Porter: Mapquest said to go this way...
    J: Google Maps said this way...
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  1. Bryan Schaap
    Bryan Schaap
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 11:53 AM

    "I'm a POINT guard". "Well, I can be one too!"
  1. Andy Jewell
    Andy Jewell
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 12:06 PM

    Dr J: "Look at the dude over there wearing the long shorts and the sideways hat. What's up with that?" Terry: "Yeah, and there's a guy over here wearing his jeans so low you can see his boxer shorts. That's just plain wrong."
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  1. Bill Henson
    Bill Henson
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 2:22 PM

    No way Jordan. You need to leave the N.B.A. now! your gonna make us look bad...
  1. Randy Salisbury
    Randy Salisbury
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/11/2011 4:20 PM

    Dr. J :  LOOK...Who said white men can't jump? 
    Terry:  I know he landed way over there!
    DR J: Was that Larry Bird?
  1. TayC
    TayC
    Posts: 1804

    Posted 07/11/2011 6:37 PM

    Dr." i think my fro went that way --->"
    TP " Nah bro, thatta way <-----"



    btw, was i hallucinating or did my LeBron line win for that last caption.......
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  1. mbmurr1
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    Posts: 530

    Posted 07/11/2011 8:51 PM

    Are the big boy shorts over here? No I think there over here.
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  1. fanoftheshonz
    fanoftheshonz
    Posts: 24

    Posted 07/12/2011 2:12 PM

    Terry:  "Clyde, let me guard him,  you guard the Dr.!"
    Dr. J:  "Dawkins, the rim is right there!  Hit something this time!"
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  1. pdxpar5
    pdxpar5
    Posts: 10

    Posted 07/12/2011 9:26 PM

    You can go with this.....or you can go with that.......
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  1. pdxpar5
    pdxpar5
    Posts: 10

    Posted 07/12/2011 9:28 PM

    "Hey Mo Cheeks, pull my finger!"
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  1. pdxpar5
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    Posts: 10

    Posted 07/12/2011 9:34 PM

    NBA Twister:  "Right hand point to former Blazers GM"
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  1. Tobyus Sanchezo
    Tobyus Sanchezo
    Posts: 1600

    Posted 07/13/2011 12:07 AM

    dry run practice for the two-man event at the U.S. Nationals Yo-Yo Competition
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  1. malfidog
    malfidog
    Posts: 41

    Posted 07/13/2011 1:31 AM

    Dr J: So Terry which one is mike and which one is mike?
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  1. BrettO
    BrettO
    Posts: 4

    Posted 07/13/2011 1:36 PM

    What's up Doc? I already told you Popeye's is over there.
  1. blazerdarren77
    blazerdarren77
    Posts: 215

    Posted 07/13/2011 5:09 PM

    Dr. J: Didn't you toss your warm-ups in the stands?

    T.P.: No! I tossed them toward our Blazer dancers.
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  1. commontongue
    commontongue
    Posts: 1438

    Posted 07/14/2011 7:48 PM

    Listen, you go that way, and i'll go this way. We're bound to find shorts that fit over these underwear.
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  1. author004
    author004
    Posts: 5

    Posted 07/15/2011 1:46 PM

    Porter thought one fan needed some help, but Erving corrected him. After all, Julius is the Doctor.
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  1. barnettfan
    barnettfan
    Posts: 370

    Posted 07/16/2011 3:59 PM

    "I say our next championship banner should go there". "Nah man I am no interior decorator but you must be high if you don't put it there"
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  1. DHawes22
    DHawes22
    Posts: 6481

    Posted 07/18/2011 11:34 AM

    Alright It's been a week, so now its time to vote on your favorite caption!
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  1. patrickdlg_91
    patrickdlg_91
    Posts: 1

    Posted 07/18/2011 11:50 AM

    Everybody look to the left, everybody look to the right.
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  1. DHawes22
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    Posted 07/22/2011 9:26 AM

    Congrats to AdamL for the win, nicely done!
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  1. blazersforlife234
    blazersforlife234
    Posts: 347

    Posted 07/22/2011 6:28 PM

    Why did mine get deleted?
    I am a fan of winning.
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