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DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 04/11/2011 4:58 PM

Which caption is your favorite?
BDawg: "Pardon me sir...might you have any Grey Poupon?" (12)
20%
laric33: "Alright ref, You got five minutes to go use the bathroom, make it fast!" (4)
7%
coreymjr: "Can I tell you a secret....We winning the championship this year!" (7)
11%
johnsjam: "This green headband? Yours for just five dollars." (6)
10%
DrFunkenstein Loves the BLAZERS: "What did the five fingers say to the face?" (3)
5%
African Prophet: "Ref, if you'd just say "green light" I could unfreeze and get back into the game." (9)
15%
Gabe Diaz: "Care to have a cup of Tea after the game my good sir? " (1)
2%
Rob Forman: "Excuse me, coach.. Mind if I cut in?" (3)
5%
Caged: "Paper! You lose!" (6)
10%
Mark Donovan: "So did you figure out if I get a discount on the nachos or not?" (10)
16%

This photo was taken during Portland's most recent trip to Utah, where they defeated the Jazz, 98-87. Coach Nate McMillan and an official are having a discussion about a foul, a call, or anything and Gerald Wallace looks intrigued and would like to know what's going on. I'll give you guys about two days to put forth your best caption and then put a poll up for you to vote on your favorite. With that said, have at it!

I am a fan of

numba7
Posts: 65

Posted 04/11/2011 5:14 PM
Will i get a tech if i knock out Ron Artest??

I am a fan of Portland's big three. Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge and the newest Trail Blazers Gerald Wallace

Taylor Howell
Posts: 1

Posted 04/11/2011 5:33 PM
You two baldies jealous of my wicked dreads?

shynz0r
Posts: 101

Posted 04/11/2011 5:38 PM
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Wallace?

I am a fan of Rudy and Patty's off-court bromance.

blazerdarren77
Posts: 215

Posted 04/11/2011 8:23 PM
Can we arm wrestle? You can stand up and use both hands!

I am a fan of

Shawn503
Posts: 47

Posted 04/11/2011 9:28 PM
Why didn't you just go to the bathroom before the game?

I am a fan of

blazersforlife234
Posts: 347

Posted 04/11/2011 9:52 PM
Excuse me while I pose for my "Best Deadline Acquisition" award picture

I am a fan of winning.

Herr
Posts: 643

Posted 04/11/2011 11:43 PM
haha I can think of one that's inappropriate. But ugh, because of that I won't.

"Wait, LaMarcus wasn't joking when he said Camby was 40?"

I am a fan of

I''m OUT!
Posts: 1059

Posted 04/12/2011 12:44 AM
lets groove tonight
share the spice of lyeeeef

I am a fan of comcast and the blazers making deals that keep screwing us over!! woot!

I''m OUT!
Posts: 1059

Posted 04/12/2011 12:48 AM
You can't call a foul on a robot!

I am a fan of comcast and the blazers making deals that keep screwing us over!! woot!

barnettfan
Posts: 370

Posted 04/12/2011 3:09 AM
" Ok this is the last time I am going to tell you this, Rogaine goes on the Head "

I am a fan of

BDawg
Posts: 1459

Posted 04/12/2011 4:10 AM
"Pardon me sir...might you have any Grey Poupon?"

I am a fan of players that play with PASSION and PRIDE

BDawg
Posts: 1459

Posted 04/12/2011 4:12 AM
"May I have my wallet back please? I believe it was taken during that last mugging I fell victim to!"

I am a fan of players that play with PASSION and PRIDE

Employee#17
Posts: 89

Posted 04/12/2011 7:54 AM
Ref: But, Mr. Stern said...

I am a fan of The Will to Win

laric33
Posts: 53

Posted 04/12/2011 12:23 PM
"Alright ref, You got five minutes to go use the bathroom, make it fast!"
(Ref looks like he is kinda crossing his legs and notice positions of hands, he definetly needs to go)

I am a fan of Getting and Maintaining Energy!

jT
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 1:30 PM
Ok, you can have my headband to sell on ebay, but can you just wait until the end of the game?

I am a fan of The International Trio... w/ some GW on the side!

Gabe Diaz
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 1:55 PM
Care to have a cup of Tea after the game my good sir?

Rob Forman
Posts: 8

Posted 04/12/2011 1:56 PM
"Excuse me, coach.. Mind if I cut in?

I am a fan of

Nick Stockton
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 1:56 PM
Can this game just be over? I wanna go back to Portland :)

I am a fan of Wesley Matthew going off and B-Roy in the clutch!

tubofat
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 1:57 PM
do i have a booger in my nose?

I am a fan of

Craig Weston
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 1:57 PM
maaaan better watch yourself ref i'm about to tee off

AfricanProphet
Posts: 7

Posted 04/12/2011 1:59 PM
Ref, if you'd just say "green light" I could unfreeze and get back into the game.

I am a fan of doing the most while having the least

RWRoeder
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 2:00 PM
Wait, wait, wait!..How many points do I get if next time I drive and dunk on 'em with one hand behind my back?

I am a fan of Nate McMillan and Mike Rice!

Dio Freeman
Posts: 19

Posted 04/12/2011 2:01 PM
This is the last time I show you the GW shuffle - like this - two times to the right - then wiggle ur behind then two to the left - get that right then I will show you the rest - gees - can we play now ;)

I am a fan of my Blazers and fav is LaMarcus baybeeeeee!!!!

Brandon McFarland
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 2:01 PM
"The Lakers lost five in a row right?"

Dana Scarborough
Posts: 5

Posted 04/12/2011 2:04 PM
Do you want fries with that?

I am a fan of L.A. on the All-Star roster

Tony Wirth
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 2:04 PM

Nate: "Do your Paul Pierce impression."
Wallace:"I'm gon' to hit you!"

Dana Scarborough
Posts: 5

Posted 04/12/2011 2:05 PM
Would you like some cheese with that whine?

I am a fan of L.A. on the All-Star roster

DrFunkenstein Loves the BLAZERS
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 2:06 PM
"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

I am a fan of THE THREE GOGGLES!!!!

Fallen_Deity
Posts: 437

Posted 04/12/2011 2:06 PM
"I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout"

I am a fan of competing til the final buzzer!!!!!!!!!!

bullpenguin
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 2:07 PM
"I'm sorry Mr. Ref, am I interrupting your whistle practice night with my AWESOME BALLIN?!"

I am a fan of More Patty Please!!!

Blazers6thMan
Posts: 56

Posted 04/12/2011 2:09 PM
So did you figure out if I get a discount on the nachos or not?

I am a fan of being the team to fear in the Western Conference!

Fallen_Deity
Posts: 437

Posted 04/12/2011 2:09 PM
In your best Clinton voice "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

or "Put your right arm in, take your right arm out, put your right arm in and you shake it all about"

I am a fan of competing til the final buzzer!!!!!!!!!!

shklottery
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 2:12 PM
Le me be sure.......you say reservations for tomorrow are at five?

Kassandra
Posts: 448

Posted 04/12/2011 2:12 PM
"yeah; it's lather, rinse and REPEAT ... you got it!"

~ Kassandra

I am a fan of my team fighting to win each and every game.

T Russ
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 2:17 PM

"Excuse me, you said WHAT about my headband?!"

I am a fan of basketball being back and a Blazers "W" to start off the pre-season!

Derek Lawley
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 2:18 PM
Let me distract you with this hand while I reach back here and... Shoot! I dropped my pocket...

I am a fan of I work at the Rose Garden, and with the GREATEST TEAM EVER!

Tobyus Sanchezo
Posts: 1600

Posted 04/12/2011 2:19 PM
U got change for a twenty?

I am a fan of playoffs in two zero one three

machado2625
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 2:20 PM
Five! Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Long!

I am a fan of a new era of Blazer basketball

Josh Bell
Posts: 4

Posted 04/12/2011 2:22 PM
"Hello sir how are you today"? (in a British accent)

I am a fan of "The biggest snub in All-Star history" -LeBron James

Mercury Fist
Posts: 4

Posted 04/12/2011 2:32 PM

What's your name? Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken any time
To show you what you need to live
Tell it to me slowly. Tell you why
I really want to know
It's the time of the season for loving...

Devin Robinson
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 2:34 PM
Gerald Mercutio: "If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down."

Mercury Fist
Posts: 4

Posted 04/12/2011 2:34 PM
Sorry. My first time here. Didn't mean for the huge text. I'm sorry.

BlazerStache
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 2:47 PM
Ref: "Coach, this league only condones the use of one secret jiveshake: Cuff, Slide, Tickle, Lock, Dap, Slap and Point. If your player Bumps or Double Taps one more time, I'll have to issue a technical."

And thus began the great handshake debate of 2011.

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Derek Lawley
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 2:52 PM
Heh, mine too, I don't know HOW you messed that up!

I am a fan of I work at the Rose Garden, and with the GREATEST TEAM EVER!

Salvador Villasenor
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 2:58 PM
Well, It was this or the Bieber!

AdamL
Posts: 8

Posted 04/12/2011 3:18 PM
Dummy says what?......

Ref- What?

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Caged
Posts: 1

Posted 04/12/2011 4:27 PM
"Paper! You lose!"

Adam Sullivan
Posts: 2

Posted 04/12/2011 4:38 PM
"I'll give you $20 to let me break Ron's jaw. Here, let me get my wallet..."

Dan Reaume
Posts: 3

Posted 04/12/2011 4:44 PM
Hold your head still, I'm checking my dreads.

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