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  1. DHawes22
    DHawes22
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    Posted 08/23/2011 11:09 AM

    Which caption is your favorite?
    "Whoa! Is that Gary Payton?" - Wyatt Brooks (1)
     9%
    "It must have a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn’t answer, we eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesn’t answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way to the rim, yes!" - Brian Ty Kelley (3)
     27%
    "Look Gary, no cavities!" - ClydeFrog (1)
     9%
    "I'll Huff.... And I'll Puff..... And I'll Blow Your Shot Down..." - Bones_Stix (0)
     0%
    "I forgot my glasses at lenscrafters!" - TayC (1)
     9%
    "Hey G.P., guess what flavor Slurpee I had at halftime?" - Tobyus Sanchezo (4)
     36%
    "We're gonna beat you and take your coach!" - Employee#17 (1)
     9%
    "Gary you don't look so good... Stick out your tongue and say...AHHHHHHH" - ilikeemall (0)
     0%
    "Gary I promise you if you take one more step towards that hoop I'ma bit the heck out of you like my name was Mike Tyson!!!" - Michael Williams (0)
     0%



    This photo was taken in the Rose Garden against the Seattle Supersonics during the 2000-01 season. Steve Smith normally would have been guarding the two guard but got switched onto Gary Payton when he decided to pull out all the stops. What exactly is this new defensive strategy Smitty is trying out? Is he being goofy, intimidating or what? Give us your best caption and after a few days I'll put up a poll with 10 options for everyone to vote upon. As always, please keep it clean. With that said, have at it!
    I am a fan of
  1. blazersforlife234
    blazersforlife234
    Posts: 347

    Posted 08/23/2011 12:21 PM

    AAHHHHHHHH...INTIMIDATION 
    I am a fan of winning.
  1. Ian Sage Turner
    Ian Sage Turner
    Posts: 1

    Posted 08/23/2011 1:20 PM

    born in a secret lab in an attept to create the worlds greatest basketball player by splicing basketball players DNA with the genes of other animals,  Steve Smith's chicken DNA exposes it's self at an unfortunate moment.
  1. Wyatt Brooks
    Wyatt Brooks
    Posts: 1

    Posted 08/23/2011 1:26 PM

    Caption: "Whoa! Is that Gary Payton?"
  1. Adam 'Thorn' Smith
    Adam 'Thorn' Smith
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    Posted 08/23/2011 1:59 PM

    The Glove versus the LintBrush.
  1. Michael Williams
    Michael Williams
    Posts: 3

    Posted 08/23/2011 2:05 PM

    "Gary I promise you if you take one more step towards that hoop I'ma bit the hell out of you like my name was Mike Tyson!!!"
  1. ilikeemall
    ilikeemall
    Posts: 1

    Posted 08/23/2011 2:08 PM

    Gary you don't look so good... Stick out your tongue and say...AHHHHHHH
  1. Brian Ty Kelley
    Brian Ty Kelley
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    Posted 08/23/2011 2:09 PM

    It must have a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn’t answer, we eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesn’t answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way to the rim, yes!
  1. stacksfan2005
    stacksfan2005
    Posts: 302

    Posted 08/23/2011 2:55 PM

    Posted By Brian Ty Kelley on 08/23/2011 2:09 PM
    It must have a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn’t answer, we eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesn’t answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way to the rim, yes!

    hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha 


    /thred


    caption: "Is that a hickey or did blazer bite you?"
  1. stacksfan2005
    stacksfan2005
    Posts: 302

    Posted 08/23/2011 2:56 PM

    Posted By stacksfan2005 on 08/23/2011 2:55 PM
    Posted By Brian Ty Kelley on 08/23/2011 2:09 PM
    It must have a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn’t answer, we eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesn’t answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way to the rim, yes!

    hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha 


    /thred


    caption: "Is that a hickey or did blazer bite you?"

    was suppose to say blaze not blazer :(
  1. Blazers6thMan
    Blazers6thMan
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    Posted 08/23/2011 3:04 PM

    Don't even think about it...I know you see Sabonis behind me.
    I am a fan of being the team to fear in the Western Conference!
  1. mbmurr1
    mbmurr1
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    Posted 08/23/2011 3:37 PM

    Steve don't lick him !!!!!!
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  1. blazerdarren77
    blazerdarren77
    Posts: 215

    Posted 08/23/2011 4:49 PM

    I'm gonna guard ya like Jordan 'cause I wanna be like Mike!
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  1. TayC
    TayC
    Posts: 1804

    Posted 08/23/2011 8:12 PM

    "i forgot my glasses at lenscrafters!"
    I am a fan of The Blazers ♂, the £-Train, and of course, The ¤ King. ™
  1. Tobyus Sanchezo
    Tobyus Sanchezo
    Posts: 1604

    Posted 08/23/2011 9:33 PM

    Hey G.P., guess what flavor Slurpee I had at halftime?
    I am a fan of playoffs in two zero one three
  1. blazerdarren77
    blazerdarren77
    Posts: 215

    Posted 08/23/2011 10:03 PM

    They call you the glove? Blah! Blah! Blah!
    I am a fan of
  1. stacksfan2005
    stacksfan2005
    Posts: 302

    Posted 08/24/2011 7:11 AM

    defense coach told me to stop brushing my teeth
  1. Employee#17
    Employee#17
    Posts: 89

    Posted 08/24/2011 2:06 PM

    Smith: Were gonna beat you and take you coach!
    I am a fan of The Will to Win
  1. Employee#17
    Employee#17
    Posts: 89

    Posted 08/24/2011 2:07 PM

    its suppose to be your coach
    I am a fan of The Will to Win
  1. ClydeFrog
    ClydeFrog
    Posts: 975

    Posted 08/24/2011 4:18 PM

    Smith: "Look Gary, no cavities!" 
    I am a fan of Watching Elliot Williams Take Flight!
  1. ClydeFrog
    ClydeFrog
    Posts: 975

    Posted 08/24/2011 4:19 PM

    Posted By stacksfan2005 on 08/23/2011 2:55 PM
    Posted By Brian Ty Kelley on 08/23/2011 2:09 PM
    It must have a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn’t answer, we eats it, my preciousss. If it asks us, and we doesn’t answer, then we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way to the rim, yes!

    hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahaha 


    /thred


    caption: "Is that a hickey or did blazer bite you?"
    Hope I get this right, Silence of the Lambs reference?
    I am a fan of Watching Elliot Williams Take Flight!
  1. Bones_Stix
    Bones_Stix
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    Posted 08/25/2011 8:45 PM

    I'll Huff.... And I'll Puff.....  And I'll Blow Your Shot Down...
    I am a fan of OOOhhhhhh That was Nasssty!!!
  1. Bull Frog
    Bull Frog
    Posts: 95

    Posted 08/26/2011 11:12 PM

    "I am gonna swat you old school! Look, I will even do it in short shorts." - Steve Smith
    I am a fan of Never giving up. I will be a Blazer fan for all of my life. Rip City!
  1. Bull Frog
    Bull Frog
    Posts: 95

    Posted 08/26/2011 11:14 PM

    Steve Smith: "I am gonna swat you old school. Look, I even got the short shorts"
    I am a fan of Never giving up. I will be a Blazer fan for all of my life. Rip City!
  1. ClydeFrog
    ClydeFrog
    Posts: 975

    Posted 08/27/2011 10:17 PM

    I love Arvydas lurking in the background
    I am a fan of Watching Elliot Williams Take Flight!
  1. mfre1111
    mfre1111
    Posts: 2

    Posted 08/29/2011 7:13 AM

    Hey Gary, do you guys have any gatorade left on your end of the floor? We ran out, and dude, I have a bad case of cotton mouth!    Or     Man, whoever mixed that gatorade is fired, that is just disgusting.

    I am a fan of the blazers since I heard that Harry Glickman was trying to get an expansion team. Thank You Harry!!!
  1. BlazerBear
    BlazerBear
    Posts: 97

    Posted 08/29/2011 4:29 PM

    Steve Smith does his best Home Alone impersonation "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
    I am a fan of J.J. Hickson Making SportsCenter's Top 10 Plays On A Nightly Basis!
  1. blazerdarren77
    blazerdarren77
    Posts: 215

    Posted 08/30/2011 6:32 PM

    Nah!-Nah! Nah!-Nah! Nah! Nah! YOU CAN'T GO BY ME!
    I am a fan of
  1. diablo2689
    diablo2689
    Posts: 117

    Posted 09/03/2011 10:37 AM

    Payton: You want the ball.. Do you want to get the ball.. huh? do ya? OK try to get the ball!
    Smith: I'm gonna take the ball, then bite you so hard you run down to LA and retire!
    I am a fan of
  1. Dan Reaume
    Dan Reaume
    Posts: 3

    Posted 09/07/2011 12:25 PM

    Gaze deeply into my eyes, Gary Payton! Gooood. Now drop the basketball, turn around and walk back to the bench. 
  1. ClydeFrog
    ClydeFrog
    Posts: 975

    Posted 09/15/2011 10:11 AM

    Dang, only one vote for mine! Looks like there's a tie at the moment right now. Someone needs to break that!
    I am a fan of Watching Elliot Williams Take Flight!
  1. mbmurr1
    mbmurr1
    Posts: 530

    Posted 09/17/2011 9:39 AM

    of the choices "no cavities" is the best
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