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DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 06/06/2011 11:58 AM

Which Caption Is Your Favorite?
"See that guest services lady right across from us - yea - she's awesome!! If you're feeling down before the game - just go back to the locker room and on the way back out - she will say something to make you feel like an all-star" Dio Freeman (2)
6%
"And over there you can see LeBron NOT winning a ring" TayC (8)
26%
"Now if you try and get most your chips in the middle stack, you have a better chance of getting a Connect Four." Tobyus Sanchezo (3)
10%
"You see those Portland fans over there. Their the reason I play this game" Scott Rousseau (7)
23%
"Who do you think is a better dresser, Mike Barrett or Mike Rice?" pdxpar5 (0)
0%
"See that pretty lady over there? That's my wife. Uh... AJ... you aren't looking!" Herr (3)
10%
"Ok, for your next shot I want you to shoot it across the court, over Paul Allen, off the box seats, nothin but net." Aaron Cox (2)
6%
"Now that, that right there... That's how you use your off hand to get to the hoop and dunk on someone!" Blazersforlife234 (1)
3%
"Hey Armon...does this cut on my finger look infected?" Sam North (3)
10%
"Do you see that..that is how you can move the defense back and create a lane for the shooter" beckyfan (2)
6%

This photo was taken on January 22nd against the Pacers. Brandon was in street clothes due to his double knee surgery but he still took the time to school AJ on the ins and outs of the game. What exactly is B-Roy teaching young Armon? Give us your best caption and the winner will receive a free 2010-11 Trail Blazers Team Yearbook! I'll give you guys until 11:59 pm psd on June 13th to get your entrees in. One entry per person will be allowed. On June 14th, a poll up will be put up for you to vote on your favorite. Approximate time for voting is 48 hours. Please keep it clean. With that said, have at it!

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I am a fan of

blazersforlife234
Posts: 347

Posted 06/06/2011 12:31 PM
Now that, that right there... That's how you use your off hand to get to the hoop and dunk on someone!

I am a fan of winning.

Scott Rousseau
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 1:28 PM

"You see those Portland fans over there. Their the reason I play this game"

Brandon Brown
Posts: 2

Posted 06/06/2011 1:30 PM
now WE are the team in white... and the goal is to get the orange ball into the hoop..

ripcityawakening
Posts: 10

Posted 06/06/2011 1:30 PM
That right there is how you get surgery twice

I am a fan of THE L-Train

Dio Freeman
Posts: 19

Posted 06/06/2011 1:31 PM
See that guest services lady right across from us - yea - she's awesome!! If you're feeling down before the game - just go back to the locker room and on the way back out - she will say something to make you feel like an all-star :)

I am a fan of my Blazers and fav is LaMarcus baybeeeeee!!!!

craigswyg
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 1:34 PM
See that guy....that's Andre, our enemy.

I am a fan of blazers!

stacksfan2005
Posts: 302

Posted 06/06/2011 1:35 PM
"see what patty just did? that's why yo azz on the bench."
or
(Pointing at LA)"I dont know a lot about this team, but im pretty sure, that's where the power comes from" (yeah im making fun of his ford commercial)

Jason Parker Parkrosz
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 2:08 PM
My doctor over there says if I can find a knee cartiledge donor he can fix me up. How about $1 Million for both of yours?

pdxpar5
Posts: 10

Posted 06/06/2011 2:12 PM
You see? I have no cartilage in my index finger either....

I am a fan of

pdxpar5
Posts: 10

Posted 06/06/2011 2:14 PM
Who do you think is a better dresser, Mike Barrett or Mike Rice?

I am a fan of

ClydeFrog
Posts: 975

Posted 06/06/2011 2:20 PM
"See those numbers hanging from the rafters up there? Someday my #7 will be up there as well"

I am a fan of Watching Elliot Williams Take Flight!

Riley Washington
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 2:55 PM
"Look, do you see that? That's Gary Coleman on the Pacer bench!"

Herr
Posts: 643

Posted 06/06/2011 3:43 PM
See that pretty lady over there? That's my wife. Uh... AJ... you aren't looking!

I am a fan of

captanwilly
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 3:46 PM
"Hey AJ how about after the game you take those two good looking fans to this club that I know of, my wife and I will meet you three there"

I am a fan of losing the entire team and still winning games

Peter Elabd
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 3:47 PM
See she hot, gotta be tappin that after the game...

blazerdarren77
Posts: 215

Posted 06/06/2011 4:14 PM
See? That's where Rip City Sarah sits during the game chat.

I am a fan of

Tj Burton
Posts: 4

Posted 06/06/2011 4:23 PM
"SEE THATS CALLED WINNING"

I am a fan of ARMON JOHNSON

monica
Posts: 12

Posted 06/06/2011 4:35 PM
see how that ally-oop to lamarcus? thats how you win a game

I am a fan of blazers being the 2012 champs!! BLAZER FAN 4 LIFE<3

Eddie Bingaman
Posts: 3

Posted 06/06/2011 4:38 PM
Yo you see that ***** Granger? he aint got **** on me.

Keep it clean please

I am a fan of Greg Oden

jreevus
Posts: 5

Posted 06/06/2011 4:42 PM
your a twit!

Aaron Cox
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 4:48 PM
Ok, for your next shot I want you to shoot it across the court, over Paul Allen, off the box seats, nothin but net.

FamousRoy
Posts: 144

Posted 06/06/2011 8:32 PM
"You see, if you just get injured and keep saying you're fine and you occasionally have a good game, you can keep making millions like me without really even having to do anything!"

I am a fan of Defending the Rose Garden against the Lakers!

dargunov kloheineken
Posts: 1

Posted 06/06/2011 11:23 PM
Alright man, here's how it is going to go. you distract the ref and I take his whistle. We'll win for sure!!!!!

I am a fan of THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS AND RIP CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

diveshrike
Posts: 10

Posted 06/07/2011 12:21 AM
I used to have a pair of pumps just, like, those...with a matching red purse.

malfidog
Posts: 41

Posted 06/07/2011 6:28 AM
Right heres what I want you to do: Dont hurt your knees, and kick Collinson outta this game

I am a fan of im fan of lamarcus aldridge catching the lob off Kurt thomas big sexy lob

Employee#17
Posts: 89

Posted 06/07/2011 11:49 AM
See to be a point guard you have to PASS the ball.

I am a fan of The Will to Win

Tobyus Sanchezo
Posts: 1600

Posted 06/07/2011 2:31 PM
Now if you try and get most your chips in the middle stack, you have a better chance of getting a Connect Four.

I am a fan of playoffs in two zero one three

beckyfan
Posts: 12

Posted 06/07/2011 4:17 PM
Do you see that..that is how you can move the defense back and create a lane for the shooter

I am a fan of all the Blazers who work hard, pass and dunk.

Sam North
Posts: 2

Posted 06/07/2011 10:00 PM
Hey Armon...does this cut on my finger look infected?

I am a fan of bringing the O'Brien back to Rip City

moralesj88
Posts: 31

Posted 06/08/2011 5:34 AM
Now when you and me end up on Jimmy Kimmel someday, don't say I would be a computer programmer because i can't even operate my ipod, i too am a fan of big butts, i've slept with only one woman (my wife, so I can at least let my kids hear that), and the weirdest thing in my locker is anything except a Justin Beiber poster. Are you taking notes?

I am a fan of Batum blocking the shot from the other end of the court.

blazerfreak97
Posts: 5

Posted 06/08/2011 6:41 PM

Posted By Scott Rousseau on 06/06/2011 1:28 PM

"You see those Portland fans over there. Their the reason I play this game"

I am a fan of

TayC
Posts: 1804

Posted 06/09/2011 6:42 PM
"Uuuggghhhhh, excuse me."

I am a fan of The Blazers ♂, the £-Train, and of course, The ¤ King. ™

Kernin Steinhauer
Posts: 1

Posted 06/10/2011 2:03 PM
"Slide off the screen and get to his spot before he does. Do that and you'll earn more minutes, guaranteed!"

I am a fan of Play hard, move without the ball, see the play before it happens.

denverb14
Posts: 1

Posted 06/10/2011 2:07 PM
Now thats the way you shoot! Shoot like that. Shoot like that. EVERYTIME!!

I am a fan of RIP CITY

TayC
Posts: 1804

Posted 06/12/2011 8:37 PM
" And over there you can see LeBron NOT winning a ring"

I am a fan of The Blazers ♂, the £-Train, and of course, The ¤ King. ™

DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 06/13/2011 11:11 AM
About 12 hours left until voting begins!

I am a fan of

Michael Joshua Choe
Posts: 1

Posted 06/13/2011 2:07 PM
Now that's how the west is won son.

I am a fan of I'm a fan of paying under $1000 to sit courtside @ the heat game?

DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 06/14/2011 11:04 AM
Alright, time to vote. I'll have the poll up for a period of 48-72 hours. The caption with the most votes wins a 2010-11 Trail Blazers yearbook. Best of luck!

I am a fan of

nrbruner
Posts: 1

Posted 06/16/2011 1:01 PM
See that spot in the rafters? That is where we are going hang the banner next year.

I am a fan of i HAVE REALLY ENJOYED SEEING THE NEWER PLAY ALBEIT BECAUSE OF INJURIES.

DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 06/16/2011 1:04 PM
We have a tie right now. I'm going to keep the voting open until tomorrow morning, hopefully buy then the tie is broken.

I am a fan of

Kimera
Posts: 1

Posted 06/16/2011 8:19 PM
Ok AJ do u look that moves betwen Andre Miller, L-Train and Wesley Matthews, Miller passing L-Train do a throw fake then he pass to Matthews and he throw alone for three and do his work? Well that why our fans are here and admire us and love our chemestry.

DHawes22
Posts: 6481

Posted 06/20/2011 10:20 AM
The tie has been broken! Congrats to TayC for the winning caption.

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