Create-A-Caption: Gerald Wallace Would Like To Know
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  1. DHawes22
    DHawes22
    Posts: 6488

    Posted 04/11/2011 4:58 PM

    Which caption is your favorite?
    BDawg: "Pardon me sir...might you have any Grey Poupon?" (12)
     20%
    laric33: "Alright ref, You got five minutes to go use the bathroom, make it fast!" (4)
     7%
    coreymjr: "Can I tell you a secret....We winning the championship this year!" (7)
     11%
    johnsjam: "This green headband? Yours for just five dollars." (6)
     10%
    DrFunkenstein Loves the BLAZERS: "What did the five fingers say to the face?" (3)
     5%
    African Prophet: "Ref, if you'd just say "green light" I could unfreeze and get back into the game." (9)
     15%
    Gabe Diaz: "Care to have a cup of Tea after the game my good sir? " (1)
     2%
    Rob Forman: "Excuse me, coach.. Mind if I cut in?" (3)
     5%
    Caged: "Paper! You lose!" (6)
     10%
    Mark Donovan: "So did you figure out if I get a discount on the nachos or not?" (10)
     16%


    This photo was taken during Portland's most recent trip to Utah, where they defeated the Jazz, 98-87. Coach Nate McMillan and an official are having a discussion about a foul, a call, or anything and Gerald Wallace looks intrigued and would like to know what's going on. I'll give you guys about two days to put forth your best caption and then put a poll up for you to vote on your favorite. With that said, have at it!
    I am a fan of
  1. numba7
    numba7
    Posts: 65

    Posted 04/11/2011 5:14 PM

    Will i get a tech if i knock out Ron Artest??
    I am a fan of Portland's big three. Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge and the newest Trail Blazers Gerald Wallace
  1. Taylor Howell
    Taylor Howell
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/11/2011 5:33 PM

    You two baldies jealous of my wicked dreads?
  1. shynz0r
    shynz0r
    Posts: 101

    Posted 04/11/2011 5:38 PM

    Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Wallace?
    I am a fan of Rudy and Patty's off-court bromance.
  1. blazerdarren77
    blazerdarren77
    Posts: 216

    Posted 04/11/2011 8:23 PM

    Can we arm wrestle? You can stand up and use both hands!
    I am a fan of THE ROSE GARDEN FOREVER!!!
  1. Shawn503
    Shawn503
    Posts: 47

    Posted 04/11/2011 9:28 PM

    Why didn't you just go to the bathroom before the game?
    I am a fan of
  1. blazersforlife234
    blazersforlife234
    Posts: 347

    Posted 04/11/2011 9:52 PM

    Excuse me while I pose for my "Best Deadline Acquisition" award picture
    I am a fan of winning.
  1. Herr
    Herr
    Posts: 643

    Posted 04/11/2011 11:43 PM

    haha I can think of one that's inappropriate.  But ugh, because of that I won't.

    "Wait, LaMarcus wasn't joking when he said Camby was 40?"
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  1. I''m OUT!
    I''m OUT!
    Posts: 1059

    Posted 04/12/2011 12:44 AM

    lets groove tonight
    share the spice of lyeeeef
    I am a fan of comcast and the blazers making deals that keep screwing us over!! woot!
  1. I''m OUT!
    I''m OUT!
    Posts: 1059

    Posted 04/12/2011 12:48 AM

    You can't call a foul on a robot!
    I am a fan of comcast and the blazers making deals that keep screwing us over!! woot!
  1. barnettfan
    barnettfan
    Posts: 392

    Posted 04/12/2011 3:09 AM

    " Ok this is the last time I am going to tell you this, Rogaine goes on the Head "
    I am a fan of
  1. BDawg
    BDawg
    Posts: 1593

    Posted 04/12/2011 4:10 AM

    "Pardon me sir...might you have any Grey Poupon?"
    I am a fan of players that play with PASSION and PRIDE
  1. BDawg
    BDawg
    Posts: 1593

    Posted 04/12/2011 4:12 AM

    "May I have my wallet back please?  I believe it was taken during that last mugging I fell victim to!"
    I am a fan of players that play with PASSION and PRIDE
  1. Employee#17
    Employee#17
    Posts: 89

    Posted 04/12/2011 7:54 AM

    Ref: But, Mr. Stern said...
    I am a fan of The Will to Win
  1. laric33
    laric33
    Posts: 53

    Posted 04/12/2011 12:23 PM

    "Alright ref, You got five minutes to go use the bathroom, make it fast!"
    (Ref looks like he is kinda crossing his legs and notice positions of hands, he definetly needs to go)
    I am a fan of Getting and Maintaining Energy!
  1. jT
    jT
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:30 PM

    Ok, you can have my headband to sell on ebay, but can you just wait until the end of the game?
    I am a fan of The International Trio... w/ some GW on the side!
  1. Gabe Diaz
    Gabe Diaz
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:55 PM

    Care to have a cup of Tea after the game my good sir?
  1. Rob Forman
    Rob Forman
    Posts: 8

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:56 PM

    "Excuse me, coach.. Mind if I cut in?
    I am a fan of
  1. Nick Stockton
    Nick Stockton
    Posts: 3

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:56 PM

    Can this game just be over? I wanna go back to Portland :)
    I am a fan of Wesley Matthew going off and B-Roy in the clutch!
  1. tubofat
    tubofat
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:57 PM

    do i have  a booger in my nose?
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  1. Craig Weston
    Craig Weston
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:57 PM

    maaaan better watch yourself ref i'm about to tee off
  1. AfricanProphet
    AfricanProphet
    Posts: 7

    Posted 04/12/2011 1:59 PM

    Ref, if you'd just say "green light" I could unfreeze and get back into the game.
    I am a fan of doing the most while having the least
  1. RWRoeder
    RWRoeder
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:00 PM

    Wait, wait, wait!..How many points do I get if next time I drive and dunk on 'em with one hand behind my back?
    I am a fan of Nate McMillan and Mike Rice!
  1. Dio Freeman
    Dio Freeman
    Posts: 19

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:01 PM

    This is the last time I show you the GW shuffle - like this - two times to the right - then wiggle ur behind then two to the left - get that right then I will show you the rest - gees - can we play now ;)
    I am a fan of my Blazers and fav is LaMarcus baybeeeeee!!!!
  1. Posted 04/12/2011 2:01 PM

    "The Lakers lost five in a row right?"
  1. Dana Scarborough
    Dana Scarborough
    Posts: 5

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:04 PM

    Do you want fries with that?
    I am a fan of L.A. on the All-Star roster
  1. Tony Wirth
    Tony Wirth
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:04 PM

    Nate: "Do your Paul Pierce impression." 
    Wallace:"I'm gon' to hit you!"
  1. Dana Scarborough
    Dana Scarborough
    Posts: 5

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:05 PM

    Would you like some cheese with that whine?
    I am a fan of L.A. on the All-Star roster
  1. Posted 04/12/2011 2:06 PM

    "What did the five fingers say to the face?"
    I am a fan of THE THREE GOGGLES!!!!
  1. Fallen_Deity
    Fallen_Deity
    Posts: 440

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:06 PM

    "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout"
    I am a fan of competing til the final buzzer!!!!!!!!!!
  1. bullpenguin
    bullpenguin
    Posts: 3

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:07 PM

    "I'm sorry Mr. Ref, am I interrupting your whistle practice night with my AWESOME BALLIN?!"
    I am a fan of More Patty Please!!!
  1. Blazers6thMan
    Blazers6thMan
    Posts: 56

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:09 PM

    So did you figure out if I get a discount on the nachos or not?
    I am a fan of being the team to fear in the Western Conference!
  1. Fallen_Deity
    Fallen_Deity
    Posts: 440

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:09 PM

    In your best Clinton voice "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    or "Put your right arm in, take your right arm out, put your right arm in and you shake it all about"
    I am a fan of competing til the final buzzer!!!!!!!!!!
  1. shklottery
    shklottery
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:12 PM

    Le me be sure.......you say reservations for tomorrow are at five?
  1. Kassandra
    Kassandra
    Posts: 466

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:12 PM

    "yeah; it's lather, rinse and REPEAT ... you got it!"

    ~ Kassandra
    I am a fan of my team fighting to win each and every game.
  1. T Russ
    T Russ
    Posts: 3

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:17 PM

    "Excuse me, you said WHAT about my headband?!"
    I am a fan of basketball being back and a Blazers "W" to start off the pre-season!
  1. Derek Lawley
    Derek Lawley
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:18 PM

    Let me distract you with this hand while I reach back here and... Shoot! I dropped my pocket...
    I am a fan of I work at the Rose Garden, and with the GREATEST TEAM EVER!
  1. Tobyus Sanchezo
    Tobyus Sanchezo
    Posts: 1669

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:19 PM

    U got change for a twenty?
    I am a fan of multiple All-Stars on the Blazers roster this season!
  1. machado2625
    machado2625
    Posts: 3

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:20 PM

    Five!   Five Dollar!   Five Dollar Foot Long!
    I am a fan of a new era of Blazer basketball
  1. Josh Bell
    Josh Bell
    Posts: 4

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:22 PM

    "Hello sir how are you today"? (in a British accent)
    I am a fan of "The biggest snub in All-Star history" -LeBron James
  1. Mercury Fist
    Mercury Fist
    Posts: 4

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:32 PM

    What's your name? Who's your daddy?
    Is he rich like me?
    Has he taken any time
    To show you what you need to live
    Tell it to me slowly. Tell you why
    I really want to know
    It's the time of the season for loving...

  1. Devin Robinson
    Devin Robinson
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:34 PM

    Gerald Mercutio: "If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
    Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down."
  1. Mercury Fist
    Mercury Fist
    Posts: 4

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:34 PM

    Sorry. My first time here. Didn't mean for the huge text. I'm sorry.
  1. BlazerStache
    BlazerStache
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:47 PM

    Ref: "Coach, this league only condones the use of one secret jiveshake: Cuff, Slide, Tickle, Lock, Dap, Slap and Point. If your player Bumps or Double Taps one more time, I'll have to issue a technical." 

    And thus began the great handshake debate of 2011.
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  1. Derek Lawley
    Derek Lawley
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 2:52 PM

    Heh, mine too, I don't know HOW you messed that up!
    I am a fan of I work at the Rose Garden, and with the GREATEST TEAM EVER!
  1. Posted 04/12/2011 2:58 PM

    Well, It was this or the Bieber!
  1. AdamL
    AdamL
    Posts: 8

    Posted 04/12/2011 3:18 PM

    Dummy says what?......

    Ref- What?
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  1. Caged
    Caged
    Posts: 1

    Posted 04/12/2011 4:27 PM

    "Paper!  You lose!"
  1. Adam Sullivan
    Adam Sullivan
    Posts: 2

    Posted 04/12/2011 4:38 PM

    "I'll give you $20 to let me break Ron's jaw. Here, let me get my wallet..."
  1. Dan Reaume
    Dan Reaume
    Posts: 3

    Posted 04/12/2011 4:44 PM

    Hold your head still, I'm checking my dreads.
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