Enormous Steve Nash
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  1. FamousRoy
    Posts: 144

    Posted 09/28/2010 4:40 PM

    It's October 26th in the Rose Garden, the night every Blazer fan has been anxiously waiting for.  The bold voice of Mark Mason is heard by every fan in the arena as he prepares to announce the starting lineup of the visiting Phoenix Suns.  "Robin Lopez!  Hedo Turkoglu!  Grant Hill!  Jason Richardson!" and everyone knows who's next.  As the words "Steve Nash!"  echo through the stadium, sheer, utter silence follows.  The once lean, mean fighting machine known as Steve Nash, the league's best point guard, weighs 300 pounds. 

    Wouldn't that be hilarious?  Enormous Steve Nash?  
    I am a fan of Defending the Rose Garden against the Lakers!
  1. blazersforlife234
    Posts: 347

    Posted 09/28/2010 7:24 PM

    hahahahhaa wtf???
    I am a fan of winning.
  1. Blazingdownunder
    Posts: 42

    Posted 09/28/2010 11:46 PM

    were u high when u posted this?
    I am a fan of seeing an uptempo Blazers squad!
  1. GuitarJ111
    Posts: 167

    Posted 09/29/2010 9:47 AM

    I am a fan of the Blazers once again, rising above all odds and injuries!
  1. Fallen_Deity
    Posts: 440

    Posted 09/29/2010 12:21 PM

    that would be scary seeing his greasy hair on a body that looks like it binged on hot pockets and pizza
    I am a fan of competing til the final buzzer!!!!!!!!!!
  1. flannelroy
    Posts: 8

    Posted 09/29/2010 3:43 PM

    Perhaps he would have his own theme song, entitled "Enormous Steve Nash", which you could sing continuously while playing vids in Yod's home.
  1. TayC
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    Posted 09/29/2010 6:54 PM


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